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i-dont-have-to-do-boo:

peabodysfedora:

detectivewho:

dblaksle:

guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

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I do.

Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.

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He don’t give a shit.

And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu

Yep

What a serious of unnecessary events

ginuwineleather:

i wanna raise my daughters to not text back

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh

lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

breakfastburritoe:

dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

billiondays:

GUESS WHO HAS A INBOX FULL OF VALENTINE MESSAGES

NOT ME

pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

jehlousy:

mindlesly:

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

omg

jehlousy:

mindlesly:

this makes me feel a type of sad ive never felt before

omg